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15 Jun 2015 23:41 #31 by Nalick (TheBardAbides)
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"Halt."

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16 Jun 2015 03:02 #32 by Father Nikolai (ertsyperts)
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Moatbeast.

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16 Jun 2015 06:52 - 16 Jun 2015 06:54 #33 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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"You there, Saytr! I am to be going into battle soon. Have you a refreshment I may take with me to consume if I thirst during battle?"

"Who wants to fight Shane Johnson while he wears a giant turtle shell?"

"Kaladonia..? Sounds like a bunch of cheap jerks."

"I'll have an entire glass of Reynold's Reserve, Mr....Uh...Sébastien, was it?"

"I think I want to full time plot NPC for Chris Zipeto."

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16 Jun 2015 10:41 #34 by Croínamara (Jen)
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Sébastien O.T. Noire wrote: "I think I want to full time plot NPC for Chris Zipeto."



Actually, that might be the best thing to say ever, honestly.

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16 Jun 2015 10:43 #35 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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That's if you can handle the intense RP, the beatings you'll be giving/receiving and the amount of time that you will not be sleeping.

I'm ready...How about you?

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16 Jun 2015 10:43 #36 by Magnus (hippy g0th)
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"I think I want to full time plot NPC for Chris Zipeto."


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16 Jun 2015 12:02 #37 by Tom P (Father Ridigan)
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"I'd like to turn in the entire rogue's guild"

"Hey, can you teach me to be a Witch Hunter?"

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16 Jun 2015 14:54 #38 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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"Find me this 'Magnus' person. I would like to have a foot race!"

"LORE: SEA!"

(In the middle of the inn) "I hear that you can teach me everything I need to know about being an assassin."

"Yeah, I'll be a test dummy for your calimacil."

"James...I don't think fire will make this MOD look better."

"And then the nice Gypsy said, 'Not to worry friend. Sometimes my clients like to nap during the massages. It is perfectly okay.'"

"I think I'll make my character have a thick French/Italian accent for him to use for his entire life."

(In the dead of night) "OVER HERE!!! I FOUND THE SUPER BOX!!!"

(While bashing someone's head into a fence post) "Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! What? I pick up that skill off of Brute."

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16 Jun 2015 15:02 #39 by Bladesworn (Bladesworn)
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I heard Magnus died his final death.

I don't plan on fighting, I'll be fine with only 1 set of clothes.

I think 2 pairs of socks will last me the weekend.

LARP funk will keep the bugs away.

I brought my own white headband. I won't lose it.

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16 Jun 2015 15:38 #40 by Croínamara (Jen)
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Sébastien O.T. Noire wrote:
"LORE: SEA!"



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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16 Jun 2015 18:19 #41 by Oren Tenderson (Tormy)
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I'm sure I'll only need one pen for the weekend.

I'm sure I'll get plenty of sleep at the barracks.

I'm sure I'll be fine without a green headband on. It was only a little hit to the head.

Don't worry, He'll be fine after that head shot. He's a druid in game, so that's why he's talking to that tree.

You're a gypse, right? Can you show me how to knock someone out?

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16 Jun 2015 18:30 #42 by Thalia Burdorn (abbyl)
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"Lore: Potato."

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16 Jun 2015 20:08 #43 by Arkelian (TheRevenantHero)
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"Ugh we've killed a Morgazzi. It can be done. Let's just summon the rest of them and get it over with already."

"Telligrim is an ok guy if you just hang out with him."

"Screw Tower Mod. I vote we have more Evernight mods."

"I'd like to take the Xander challenge."

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16 Jun 2015 21:57 #44 by Croínamara (Jen)
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"BROTHER, INTO THE FRAY!"
"I cannot," said the blood covered Northman, "I have paperwork."

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16 Jun 2015 22:05 #45 by Croínamara (Jen)
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"No, it's fine, the lake is totally out of game!"

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16 Jun 2015 23:03 #46 by Arkelian (TheRevenantHero)
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"Why doesn't Karkat wield one of the verdrane blades? What could possibly go wrong?"

"The safest place to hang out is the guard barracks."

"If you don't know where to hold the mod, you can always go to Totem Pole Hill."

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16 Jun 2015 23:22 #47 by Matt D (MattD)
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I wonder when we will see the Moatbeast again?

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16 Jun 2015 23:51 #48 by Gunnar Gunnarson (jhines0042)
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"Where _DID_ we put that Ice Demon Spider costume?"

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17 Jun 2015 06:48 #49 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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So you're an Empathy Healer?
"Yep, and I would like to learn how to be a torturer."

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18 Jun 2015 01:53 #50 by Croínamara (Jen)
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Arkelian wrote: "Why doesn't Karkat wield one of the verdrane blades? What could possibly go wrong?"


Actually, that would mean steve can't play the big bad. i see literally nothing wrong with that.

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18 Jun 2015 08:41 #51 by Ilana Darkwood (Ilana_Darkwood)
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Gunnar Gunnarson wrote: "Where _DID_ we put that Ice Demon Spider costume?"


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18 Jun 2015 10:18 #52 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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"Can I bring a pop-up camper?"

"I invade the sanctity of spirits and defy the laws of death to-"

"Two Dragon's breath please."

"I'm gunna kill that gypsy..."

"Does anybody want to build a snowman?"

"You think it'll rain?"

"LORE: JAMES!"

"Gypsy...Will you evaluate these gems while I tie my boot and then go talk to someone?"

"Seriously...You're grown men! WHY are you wearing dresses?!"

"LORE: ASSASSIN!"

"I did this awesome thing during battle where I cleaved like three people in half...But I then forgot how to do it until like 6:00pm."

"I'm just going to assume that you've showered."

"He's not wearing any armor, how tough can he be?

"NPC or PC?"
'PC.'
"Cool...I'm a Mac."

"LORE: SARCASM!"

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18 Jun 2015 15:12 #53 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
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"What's the ruling on Molotov Cocktails?"

"Is there a difficulty setting that I can switch to 'Easy'?"

"One of the Smiths showed me their Legendary work...but I wasn't impressed."

"Speaking of Legendary...Is there a Barney Stinson Profession? What would the requirements be?"

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18 Jun 2015 15:45 #54 by Terzak (TheArchMage)
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"James...I don't think fire will make this MOD look better."
...False. Anyway...

"Oh, a famous Templar just vanished and his bound weapons didn't come with him? I'm sure there won't be a problem if we level 5 characters just check it out."

"Itching powder? I'll take two."

"That Mage over there is carrying a severed hand around and using it as a weapon? He must be a necromancer, everyone stare at him!"

"LORE: CAKE! IS THAT FROSTING THE FLAVOR I THINK IT IS?"

"Hey Jarrett?"
"Yeah?"
"Let's be bards."
"Oh god yes."

"LORE: FACIAL HAIR"
"That demon their has the most prominent beard in the group. He must be the leader."

"I'm a dragon! TSUNAMI!" said the Wild Mage.

"Here is this war horn, blow it as we go into battle!"

"You know what, let's just walk from the Inn all the way to the Mages Guild."

"These travelers need protection as they go back to their homeland? Sure! We at Travance are nothing if not-" "Waylay."

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18 Jun 2015 15:49 #55 by Annora (Karen)
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Justé wrote: "LORE: SARCASM!"


What is this and why is it not on my card.



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18 Jun 2015 16:39 #56 by Ilana Darkwood (Ilana_Darkwood)
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Terzak wrote: "I'm a dragon! TSUNAMI!" said the Wild Mage.


Sounds legit to me.

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18 Jun 2015 18:22 #57 by Amilia Tolunda (AmyTenchi)
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Lore: Go the f*ck to sleep!

NPC: Hey are you a healer?
PC:Yes, do you need some healing?
NPC: Yeah, just on our traveling companion- *waylay*

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18 Jun 2015 21:55 #58 by Arkelian (TheRevenantHero)
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"Bard Circle? Oh boy, I'll bring my vuvuzela."

"Always follow me family's motto. The MacTiernan family motto is: Stop it!"

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18 Jun 2015 22:36 #59 by Thalia Burdorn (abbyl)
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"Hey James, if for a lesson we feed someone two Dragon's Breaths and heal them of the poison before anything bad happens, can they keep the stat buffs?"

(This happened!)

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19 Jun 2015 03:00 - 19 Jun 2015 03:01 #60 by Templar Aldric (Selrik)
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At another Larp:

On Friday late evening I come upon a group of PCs obsessing over a plot hook that plainly is meant for main mod Saturday Night. The Marshal present is getting bombarded by lore questions and there are more and more PCs attracted to the commotion.

ME: "Lore Common Sense: Is all this activity here at 4am as pointless as it appears?"
Frustrated Mod Marshal: "Yes. Make these idiots go to bed."

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