[*OOG NOTE - This letter is covered in dirt and grime, there are several more scattered throughout the proper this just looks like the first one the Baronial Guard saw and brought forth for the town to see in one place.*]Subjects of The Count.
By know you all know that a large collection of treasure is coming your way. Treasure that is going towards the interests of the Count. However by my and mine's accounting there are only two interests that need solving.
Point 1 - The gold and all other items attached in this treasure are the rightful property of the peasantry who inhabit these lands. This peasantry sure doesn't account for you heroes, so don't try to include yourself in this.
Point 2 - The lands you're in. Vacate 'em. Get out, go back to your Count on the other side of the rift and leave us in peace. We want to be left alone to do whatever we want without you interfering lot always trying to ruin a perfectly good thing.
I'll be waiting by the far road leading to that stack of rocks you all love so much at midnight to accept the treasure and you leaving.